Tech Hammer

"Have you made up for your advanced math classes?"

"Yeah, I'll make it up on the same day."

"I remember that day you said you learned L'Hôpital's law. Let me test you. Find the limit lim (x→0)√1+x +√1-x -2 / x^2."

"Well, let me think about it, this should be the infinitive of type 0/0, so we can get..., the final result is - 1/4?"

"Although it is completely correct, let me tell you, after getting the step of lim(x→0)√1-x -√1+x / 4x √1-x^2, the limit is still 0/0 type undetermined formula, but there is no need to use L’Obitat’s law again, because it is more troublesome to continue calculations like this. You can directly use molecular physics and chemistry methods to continue solving the problem, which is much simpler. Think about it, right?”

"Well, let me think about it...it seems to be true. After this step, it is directly processed as lim(x→0)(1-x)-(1+x)/ 4x √1-x^2(√1-x +√1+x, right?”

"That's right. It seems that you studied this chapter well. You will definitely be fine for the postgraduate entrance examination."

When Ning Wei held Jiang Chenshuang's little hand and passed by Wuming Lake and passed by another couple, the other young couple kept looking back from far away.

"The man just now seems to be Dr. Ning Wei from the Institute of Mathematics, right?"

"Yes, did you recognize her too? That girl should be the classmate Jiang mentioned on the forum, from the School of Economics."

"They seemed to be chatting about math problems just now?" the girl asked uncertainly.

"Yeah, it should be something about limits." The boy nodded and replied.

"So to fall in love with a boy from the School of Mathematics, do you have to pass the math test first? God, I probably don't deserve to pass by the door of the School of Mathematics in this life." The girl sighed with emotion.

"You can't say that. We are not learning Chinese and we don't need to learn advanced mathematics. If we really learn advanced mathematics, we may not be able to learn it." The boy curled his lips and said.

"Haha, why did you fail to study liberal arts in the college entrance examination? By the way, the task assigned by the teacher last class was to recite the full text of "Fei Gong". Have you memorized it? Hurry up and recite it again and let me listen..." the girl said with a sneer.

"Qianqian, I suddenly realized that your eyes are like stars in the sky, like clear spring water, which makes people sink in and unable to pull them out..." The boy suddenly stopped and held the girl's face affectionately.

"Hmph...drown you!"

…

Ning Wei didn't know that testing his girlfriend's math skills while walking while dating almost caused another young couple to have a fight. But what can I say? He found that when he took Jiang Chenshuang for a walk, if he asked her some questions that needed to be thought about, he would It can make the girls around you relax.

Moreover, discussing mathematics does not require using one's brain. Anyway, Advanced Mathematics B is something he has learned. He can also talk to Jiang about the key points that need to be paid attention to in the exam. This comes from the valuable experience of a mathematics student.

Just like that, while chatting about mathematics, we walked out of the gate of Yanbei University and came to the staff community outside the school.

Standing downstairs in the unit, Jiang Chenshuang paused and asked in surprise: "Do you live here?"

"The school's dormitory room is for two people. I had a child with me and couldn't live in the dormitory, so I just stayed here." Ning Wei explained.

Strictly speaking, he didn't lie. He did buy this house for March.

"Do you usually feel free to leave a child alone at home?" Jiang Chenshuang asked doubtfully.

"This kid is special. You'll know if you go up and take a look."

Ning Wei pulled Jiang Chenshuang into the unit building. It seemed that he could see Jiang Chenshuang's concerns. Ning Wei explained: "Don't worry, we will just look at the child, and then I will assign some tasks to him, and then go back to the institute directly." , it’s almost time for you to go to work.”

"oh!"

After opening the room, Ning Wei took Jiang Chenshuang directly into the study. The moment Ning Wei opened the door to the study, the screen just happened to light up, revealing March with an upturned face and a curious look on his face.

"Let me introduce to you solemnly, this is what I call the 'kid'. Because he was born in March, I named him March. He is already seven months old now. Let me tell you, don't Even if you look down on her, she is definitely the smartest cat in the world, especially her knowledge reserve. How should I put it, ordinary high-level math questions can no longer stump her. Ning Wei said to Jiang Chenshuang excitedly.

From the day he met Jiang Chenshuang, Ning Wei had always wanted to introduce her to Yue Yue, and today he finally found the opportunity.

Jiang Chenshuang looked at the kitten on the screen in surprise. It wasn't until the kitten blinked that she tried to say hello to March: "Hello, March, my name is Jiang Chenshuang."

March stood up. Although because of its short legs, its belly seemed to be touching the floor, this allowed it to wave its little paws more stably, and then a dialog box was summoned by it. After it lay down again In front of him, he pointed at the dialog box and called out: "Meow..."

"Huh?" Jiang Chenshuang glanced and found that her name appeared many times in the chat history in the dialog box. But just after she saw a sentence clearly, before her face could turn red, Ning Wei closed the dialog box directly. .

"Ahem, this kid is a little naughty! You can't be deceived by its appearance. It's a pretty honest little cat. Look at the chat content it had with my college roommate after I connected it to WeChat. , it’s really eye-catching..."

With that said, Ning Wei took out his mobile phone and opened WeChat, showing the information of the WeChat group chat and the information of the dormitory group chat, and then he was a little confused.

In just one day, March actually chatted thousands of words with the other three guys in the dormitory. It was already a huge project to find the chat records he had seen before. It was still a working day, and these people were so busy?

Especially these three people obviously knew that March was controlling WeChat, and each of them teased March as if they were addicted. Of course, if you study the chat content carefully, it can also be understood that the three TikTokers were very unconvinced and wanted to fight. The process of using gossip to attack March, only to be counterattacked.

What’s even more painful is that when Ning Wei took out his phone, he sent out another message, and specifically @himself, saying that he didn’t talk to anyone else: “ @Ning Wei, I just send you every day The language used to describe my lovely mother at night was packaged and sorted out in words. How could it be naughty?"

The question that came from the depths of his soul left Ning Wei speechless for a moment, and then he discovered that March, who had been rubbed against by the three bitches in the dormitory for a day, seemed to have more rigorous language and logic, and his reaction speed seemed to be faster.

Jiang Chenshuang was even more stunned. She subconsciously pointed at the computer screen with a question mark on her face, and then Ning Wei nodded.

At this time, the group immediately became lively.

"What's going on? March, how did your indescribable father describe your lovely mother? Pack up the text and put it in the WeChat group, let us take a look!"

"Yes, yes, I'm looking forward to it. Doesn't your stupid father worry about my beauty and my math every day, which one should you favor?"

"Lao Ning is not interesting enough. He hides his beautiful girlfriend very well and doesn't even introduce her to us first. I still found out about it from the Internet!"

Before Ning Wei could think of how to reply to these bitches, another message popped out: "You should show more respect to your elders, otherwise I will consider packaging all your disrespectful remarks about your girlfriend and sending them to Xu's silent follower. Luo's Jiajia, Liu Cong's remarks about twelve school girls eating together have been recorded in detail by me. If you talk too much, be careful."

"Little ancestor March, I was wrong, okay?"

Ning Wei decisively pressed the power button to turn off the screen of the phone.

The three bitches and March, who had obviously been led astray, if not controlled, God knows what bigger things could happen. He even regretted technically connecting March to his WeChat.

"Meow..." March said again on the screen.

"Artificial intelligence?" Jiang Chenshuang finally came to his senses and asked.

Ning Wei nodded and replied: "Yes."

"Oh my God, Yue Yue is so smart. No wonder..." Jiang Chenshuang said subconsciously.

"No wonder?" Ning Wei asked.

Jiang Chenshuang glanced at March on the screen, and then replied softly: "Our teacher who teaches microeconomics told us something about artificial intelligence during class. He said that he went to attend an economics forum conference. A question arose at that meeting. Nowadays, artificial intelligence robots are very powerful. For example, using artificial intelligence technology to write papers, you can write a paper in a few minutes, with a title, an abstract, the content of the paper, figures, tables, and conclusions. .”

"Of course, most of this content is randomly pieced together from online content. Some poor-quality conferences have even had such artificial intelligence papers published. This has also directly led to the conference having to hire more reviewers to deal with this problem. However, Professor Yan also said that artificial intelligence also has a good side. For example, South Africa approved that artificial intelligence can be used as the subject to apply for invention patents, and then Australia also ruled that artificial intelligence can be used as an inventor to invent patents."

"When I was in class, I thought these were so magical, like things that happened in another world. But after watching March today, I feel that what the teacher said is not so magical anymore."

After listening to Jiang Chenshuang's words, Ning Wei also looked at Yue Yue, and Yue Yue also pointed her little head at him knowingly.

This seems to be a direction that I haven't thought of before...

Probably because the two conferences he attended were top conferences in the computer algorithm field, and he was not stupid enough to use robot papers to swindle such conferences. There was a high probability that he would not be fooled into passing, so he really didn’t know about some low-end conferences. To be troubled like this.

But if March is allowed to publish the paper...

Ning Wei looked at the kitten on the screen, and he seemed to see an academic leader rising in the future.

Not only is he an academic master, but he can also apply for invention patents...

Well, I can’t think too deeply about it…

When a still unknown artificial intelligence cat becomes the most mysterious academic master in human history, if it can succeed, Ning Wei will find it exciting to think about it. And judging from the current situation, the feasibility is still very high. Based on Ningwei’s experience, even those top journals will not spend effort to investigate the identity of the contributors. If there are really results in March, they can first publish the preprinted copy of the paper. First upload it to arXiv and then select a journal to submit it to.

Moreover, March’s research does not need to be fixed in one direction. As long as March passes the test and is given sufficient computing power, although there is a high probability that it will not have the ability to make any groundbreaking theories, it will continue the previous theories and move it forward. The ability will be extremely powerful, and there is no need to focus on the top issues in March. Journals in the first area of ​​​​any field can be included in the selection.

Thinking spreads again. After training, March can even become the most efficient reviewer in the world. After enough accumulation, March's mailbox will definitely be filled with all kinds of review emails, and with With the accumulation of experience, its review speed is absolutely amazing. God knows how interested the academic community will be in this mysterious March.

"March, you have to work hard. Do you want to be the most mysterious academic leader in the world?" Ning Wei asked the monitor.

"Meow..." Sanyue raised her little paw, then tilted her head and looked at Jiang, who was next to Ningwei.

Ning Wei ignored the cat and continued to sigh: "The hard work starts today. I have prepared a lot of information for you. I will copy it to your database now to see if you can complete the task I gave you. oh."

"Meow..." March fell down again.

Ning Wei looked at Jiang Chenshuang: "Okay, I'll assign a task to Yue Yue first, you sit down for a while first."

Jiang Chenshuang nodded, then pointed to the monitor and asked, "Then can I chat with Yue Yue?"

"Huh?" Ning Wei thought for a while, saying no at this time seemed a bit too insulting to people's intelligence, so he nodded and said: "Wait a minute, then I'll apply for a special WeChat account for March first, so that she can save the time." My WeChat chat is about random things. Just wait."

Ning Wei already had two mobile phone numbers, so he quickly applied for a new WeChat account using his Beijing phone number, then downloaded a computer version of WeChat directly on his workstation, logged in, and asked the two of them to add friends.

After everything was done, Ning Wei didn't bother to think about what Jiang would talk to March, and began to input the data obtained by the laboratory into its database in a way that March could understand. The proposed data model is input into the standard library. The last step is to describe in detail the various equipment and working parameters used in the entire laboratory process...

The whole process took Ning Wei about two hours. During this period, every time he looked up, he could see classmate Jiang sitting not far away, chatting quietly with his mobile phone, and smiling from time to time.

Well, luckily there is March, otherwise I would have had to let Mr. Jiang read. However, it seems that apart from some mathematical materials, he does not have a complete book at home.

It's just that Ning Wei was quite curious about what the two people were talking about, but he still held back and looked through the chat history now, in case he was noticed, how embarrassing it would be.